You have to love nurses. They have seen it all. They have done things that you wouldn't do after 12 Kamikazes and a bong.
They know what you are talking about when you refer to your drainage tubes as testicles and your PIC line as an arm penis. They love tape !!! They probably know more dirty jokes than Andrew Dice Clay and could take down a charging rhino with hemostats and a roll of gauze.
I don't want to know what they do at home with hemostats and a roll of gauze but you can rest assured they will have a good time doing it.
After the birth of my first child I heard 2 nurses in the hallway outside my room loudly comparing the size of their respective patients' hemorrhoids. I fondly remember the patient in the next room who took home a new baby and "a bunch of grapes".
You have to love them......and I do !
and hey.....serious cred to me for spelling hemorrhoids right on the first try !!
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