You know what's great about having cancer? Well I will tell you what.
You get free stuff !!! That's why we wear bandanas.You get more bandanas....free. You get your wig trimmed, free. You get creepy fake boobs that feel like a very large testicle.....free !! Last week I got a box filled with $500 of free make up just for attending a seminar on how to wear it without looking like a drag queen.
You can almost behave any way you want to and people will excuse it because you have cancer. Bursting into tears when you find a potato chip that looks like jesus, swearing like a Tourettes victim at the toaster who swallowed my bagel.....all perfectly acceptable.
Not so acceptable however is to joke with the chemo nurses about FU5 as they inject it into your arm. Chemo nurses don't have an obvious sense of humour. FU5 is a component of chemo....sure, fairly serious stuff, but come on.....it really does lead to a pretty obvious segue.
Did you know there is a sushi restaurant downtown Toronto called Fuk Yu ? In the town where my brother resides, in Thailand, there is a sushi restaurant called Fuk Yu 2.
I spot a trend.
Coming soon to Tennessee......Fuk Yall, and to Newark NJ.....Fuk Yuz.
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