The Sweetest Words You'll Ever Hear

"Essentially, your cured."

                 -Dr. Dixon, Oncologist
                  April 17, 2015

Chemo-Brain is Catching

A conversation held between me and my mother, Tues, April 7.


mom   -  There's a man coming to clean the furnace tomorrow
me      -   I saw the reminder. It says Wednesday.
mom  -   Yes, Wednesday.
me     -   You said tomorrow.
mom  -   Yes, tomorrow.
me     -    Isn't it Wednesday today ?
mom  -   No, tomorrow.
me     -   Then what day is it today ?
mom  -   Isn't it Tuesday ?
me     -   I don't know. Is it ?
mom  -  Yes, it is Tuesday today.
me     -  Are you sure ?
mom -   Yes, it is Tuesday.
me    -   So the furnace guy is coming tomorrow ?
mom -   Yes, tomorrow.

DOORBELL RINGS

mom -   That must be the guy to clean the furnace.

                                       

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