Why can't you make the word red into an adverb by adding ly , ie; he stared redly ?
It would seem that you can make anything an adverb by adding ly. I will start doing that nowly.
What's the difference between a mistake and an error ?
A mistake you make once, like a typo or sending a naughty text mistakenly to your ex husband. The subsequent scrambling for a plausible explanation is the guarantor to ensuring it never happens again.
An error you make repeatedly. It's based upon mis-judgement, like the error contained in calling your friend's baby bullet head in a room full of Stepford wives.
It's the end of an error.
While correcting and completing a crossword puzzle for my mother the other day I noticed a clue that read, Pago Pago is it's capital. My mother had entered the answer Genoa. I laughed a little bit. Then I laughed Samoa.
While on the topic of my mother; upon recently scouring the kitchen cupboards for something legitimately edible, I considered throwing a Chopped Whitby themed dinner party. Guests would be challenged to create a delightful and agreeable entree from the following ingredients :
a can of sardines
a jar of Marmite
lime jello
a bag full of frozen chicken bones ( ?? )
something that was once either a tomato or a red pepper but now looks like a zombie walked by and coughed.
a jar of walnuts that may have been there when I was looking for elbow macaroni for a 3rd grade art project
Anyone surviving the ptomaine apocalypse would be invited to a grand finale at Miss Havisham's house.
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